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What I would do to get you back…
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right? Period: Yell at a puppy. |
